No, Geezer is not recommending abstinence, from anything, ever. He simply directs his gentle readers to this catalog of biological ravages of a long night of celebration. The London Times kindly attaches specific damages to body parts–eyes, mouth, nervous system, liver, yes liver– and much, much more. Happily, the editors chose to and reward those who make it through the rings of biological hell with some suggested remedies. Geezer prefers the Times’s time-
tested remedy number four: go back to bed.
Read more about the price of pleasure in the Times of London.
Health, fitness and lifestyle tips for people over 50 who still like to play hard
Thursday, October 16, 2025
THIS IS FROM YOUR MOM WHO WANTS U TO LIVE LONGER THAN HER