More Cool Stuff You Can Buy for Christmas

What the difference between the holiday gift guide put together this year by Men’s Health and its correlative in Outside?  The wrapping paper. The Men’s Health feature is uncharacteristically straight,  with the category headings ("Camping Equipment", "Golf Irons", "Motorcycles and Mountain Bikes") that appear to be written more for search engines than fun-loving human readers. Outside goes wide with a livelier index built around adjectives like "slick," "sleek," "fast," "tough," "hard," "soft", "smooth," "wet,"  and "aquatic". Under the covers, however, Men’s Health is the one that pushes the envelope for fun, and perhaps common sense, with gifts like this KMX overland, high-speed tricyle. Geezer says "Ride On Baby."