Imagine, for a moment, that you lived in a country that was not entirely consumed by consumerism, but was influenced by some of the same seasonal shopping imperatives as that country you do inhabit. Sadly, much of Geezer’s gifting advice, such as this, this, or this, would not apply. Instead, you might find yourself shopping for a new pair soccer "boots," or a "rucksack for girls." Geezer says "Whatev?" Different online shopping keystrokes for different online shopping folks. To learn what gifts are suggested to fitness-minded Londoners, have a look at this short list from the London Times’ chosen fitness instructer, Alasdair Lane.