No, Geezer does not have a personal interest the physiological consequences of wearing women’s shoes, and when it comes to footwear, his sensible wife has long ago swapped fashion for comfort. This interactive chart, showing the pain and damage rendered by flats, high-heels, wedges, and flip-flops, charitably includes men’s loafers, dress sandals, and Geezer’s footwear of choice: Crocs. Most readers probably already know where, exactly, their shoes hurt; now they’ll know why. Read it and weep.