An Interesting-looking Stretching Device

If Geezer had any rules to live by, one of them would proscribe product recommendations. Of course, another would proscribe rules that proscribe product recommendations. Yes, life is surprisingly complicated in a world with no guru, no method, no teacher. All of which does little to lead this piece where it intends to go: to an interesting stretching device offered for sale by a gentle (and mercantile) reader. It’s called Stretch-EZ (all the good names were taken),
and it is allegedly designed to stretch lower back, legs, and hips. Geezer hasn’t tried it, and probably won’t, because the only thing he stretches is the truth about why it took him so long to get home, but this thing actually looks like it could work.