The most interesting revelation in this New York Times combination video and text piece debunking the negative calorie food theory is that Anahad O’Connor, the Times’ wise health writer, is a very handsome child. O’Connor tells us that the widely-bought-into notion that some foods contain so few calories that chewing and digesting them results in a negative calorie sum contains so little science that buying into it demonstrates negative scrutiny. Confused yet? Read the piece and watch Anahad.