Photograph Your Food, Then Eat Something Else

Good news! For those of us who don’t have enough people telling us what not to do, there is now an online service that, for a mere $9.99 a month, will tell us what not to eat. How do they know what we are eating? We tell them. In fact, we don’t just tell them. We take pictures of our food with cell phone cameras and we send them to MyFoodPhone, where registered nutritionists survey the damage and send us "personalized videos" with encouraging  words about how to hold the mayo.
How weird is MyFoodPhone? This page of their website invites us to compare their offerings to those comparable sites, as if there were such a thing as a comparable site. Geezer is impressed. He has to admire any service that would describe the requirement to photograph everything one eats as "Fun and easy to do."