Martini Penance and Other Costs of Holiday Cheer

One martini and little bit of party mix will cost you 47 minutes on the bike. One gingerbread cookie equals 18 minutes in the pool. These depressing factoids and more are available in this unfortunate AP story that runs in the Washington Post.  Geezer often wonders if the people who write stories like this understand that there is hope for those who suffer from anhedonia, and it often starts with that martini.