The Boston Globe’s funniest and best-read (well, in Geezer’s house, anyway) columnist Alex Beam reports that squash is the new racquetball, which had been the new squash for a couple of unfortunate decades. Beam notes that the sport so exclusive to the Ivy League and so exhausting that it was
once described as ”a herd-thinning device for Alpha-WASP males, and squash pro Enamullah Khan, scion of Pakistan’s legendary
squash-playing Khans, boasting that he single-handedly won the war against racquetball.
”I would bet the racquetball players that if I beat them they would
have to try squash,” Khan tells Beam. ”Once they start rallying with
someone who knows the game, they get addicted. It’s like playing chess
compared with racquetball’s checkers.” Geezer agrees; squash checkmates checkers any day of the week. Read more from Alex Beam.