Video Thrills and Spills: Most Excellent Ski Porn

Everyone knows that a picture is worth 1,000 words. And Geezer knows that somewhere, some student with a double major in philosophy and computer science has nailed the algorithm for calculating the worth of a video. Unfortunately, Geezer has no idea where that student is, or, for that matter, where this desperate-reach-of-a lede is going. So at this point he’d like to politely suggest that readers ignore all of the words above and just click on this link to MountainZone.com, where they can watch some of the best ski footage to some down the mountain alive. Well, possibly alive.